As many of you know I am probably one of the world's biggest dicks. I am a douche about almost everything and I really don't know how to turn that off. Sometimes this bothers me a lot. I feel sometimes that I legitimately hurt people's feelings and that is terrible but I can't help the way I am so stop telling me how to live my life! See? There I go again!
Maybe it is society that has made me this way. I do watch some pretty douchey things like Scrubs and Sarah Silverman Program and those are only the things that start with the letter "S"! No, but seriously I'm calling myself out on this right now and if anybody ever feels that I am being too much of a dick and that I'm hurting them in any way I want you to let me know. I want to know how to fix this or at least to be able to turn it off.
I wish my sense of humor wasn't so jerk-ish. Anytime I see something my first instinct is to just make a joke about it. My friend just made me realize why I can't "turn it off" and it's because it's so goddamn fun! Why is it so much fun to be a jerk face all the time?
Let me just say that I fucking love Robot Chicken. I know that is completely random but I love the fact that it really caters to my attention span. They are doing a Billy Joel joke right now...this is amazing. Who makes a Billy Joel joke? Not many. Goodbye.
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