Why

If people haven't noticed I've been using nothing but song titles for blog titles. "Finally" was that song from the 90's..the dance hit. "Grandma Bathes In The Dark" was a song my cousin and I wrote. "Sorry About That" is a song by Alkaline Trio. "Why" is a song by Annie Lennox. Just thought I'd point that out because I don't know if people would catch on to that.

I want to know why people feel compelled to sing in the shower? We're all guilty, yes, even I partake in such activities. The question is, as Annie Lennox once asked us on that fateful day in the 90's, "Why"? Right now my friend is singing in the shower. I believe she is singing Regina Spektor, no, I KNOW she's singing Regina Spektor. The song that's like "She had eaten her dog and she had come back for more". I forget the actual song title but that's the one she is singing. I usually sing Ray Charles in the shower. My favorite Ray Charles song to sing in the shower is "You Don't Know Me" just incase you were wondering. The only reason I can think of for singing in the shower is because if you didn't it would be really boring? I don't really know but I know that the sound carries. Everyone in the house can hear it...at least everyone in my house could hear it because my house isn't that huge.

The movie "Aliens in the Attic" looks so dumb..almost as dumb as "G-Force". Why do people make movies with CGI talking animals or creatures or whatever and real people? Shit is tacky! The only time I can think of where that was ever successful was "Space Jam" and that movie was epic! I don't even care what any of you say! Michael Jordan + Looney Tunes + basketball + that guy from Seinfeld + Bill Murray = awesomeness! That is the only mathmatical equation that I live by. That is my word. I'm hungry so I'm gonna go make food. Goodbye.