Grandma Bathes in the Dark

Let me just take this time out to say I fucking LOVE peach tea! It's so amazing and...peachy! It reminds me of my childhood when I would stay with my Grandma and she would have peach Snapple. She would get so pissed whenever my cousin and I would take her snapple. I remember one instance when she was bathing and my cousin and I really wanted one of her green snapples. It went something a little like this:

Me: "Hey, Grandma, can I have one of these green..."
Grandma: "NO!"

...yep..good times.

I remember that day well. She was bathing with the door open but with the lights off...my Grandma, that is. I asked her why she was bathing in the dark. It went something a litle like this:

Me: "Grandma, why are you bathing in the dark?"
Grandma: "So I can't see the dirt!"

My cousin and I then wrote a song about it called "Grandma Bathes in the Dark" and it had something about a brown bag in the sink...I don't remember what that one was all about. I don't know. Speaking of grandmas I have to go see mine now. Goodbye.